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March 11, 2009

Chalk up another victory.

This week,s issue of The Economist reports on the good work done by our Kanuckistani Fighting Corps (KFC) forward-operating bases in West Virginia.

Hamlin is near the Huntington metro area, one of the unhealthiest in America. Some 77% of adults are overweight; an incredible 46% are clinically obese. Some 13% of adults have diabetes, 22% of those over the age of 45 have heart disease, and nearly half the over-65s have lost all their teeth.

[From Barack Obama's health-care reforms | The view from West Virginia | The Economist]

We did this too.

Yep, it was us. ;-)

Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin, the teenage daughter of Gov. Sarah Palin, have broken off their engagement,

[From Palin’s Daughter Bristol Splits From Fiancé - NYTimes.com]

The hits keep on coming.

You guessed it. Us again. America is falling in upon itself.

A gunman shot and killed at least 10 people, including several members of his family, on Tuesday afternoon in what officials said was the worst shooting in Alabama.

[From Gunman Kills 10 in Alabama, Then Takes His Life - NYTimes.com]

March 24, 2009

Worry not.


Amid all of the hubbub surrounding that idiot Greg Gutfeld and his colleagues at Fox News, one could be concerned. While one could retort that invading countries has never been a priority of Kanuckistan, like it is for the US, and therefore we do not need t have a large standing army, the truth is that we are only focused on invading one country.

Worry not comrades. With the significant investment we have made in the American entertainment-complex, unknown to him Mr Gutfeld is surrounded by Kanuckistani Patriots and will soon be getting his due.

To Mr Gutfeld and though who think like him, we paraphrase a great movie (The Crow?), when we say "just when you think you're fucking them, they're fucking you!" 'Nuff said.

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