Monthly Archives: March 2009

Meet Comrade Glenn Beck.

The New York Times recently reported on one of our more recent agent employments, comrade Glenn Beck. As the Times writes, Comrade Beck has been successful: As the Times reports, “[Agent Beck] preaches against politicians, hosts regular segments titled ‚ÄúConstitution … Continue reading

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Ode to comrade Madoff.

In light of his recent conviction and the decision by the judge to not let him out on bail pending sentencing, we will take this opportunity to honour the efforts of a great friend of Kanuckistan, Mr Bernard Madoff. One … Continue reading

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American Dream. Demolished.

The Globe and Mail reports on our recent successes in demolishing the American Dream in the eyes of the world.

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Worry not.

Amid all of the hubbub surrounding that idiot Greg Gutfeld and his colleagues at Fox News, one could be concerned. While one could retort that invading countries has never been a priority of Kanuckistan, like it is for the US, … Continue reading

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The hits keep on coming.

You guessed it. Us again. America is falling in upon itself. A gunman shot and killed at least 10 people, including several members of his family, on Tuesday afternoon in what officials said was the worst shooting in Alabama. [From … Continue reading

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We did this too.

Yep, it was us. ūüėČ Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin, the teenage daughter of Gov. Sarah Palin, have broken off their engagement, [From Palin‚Äôs Daughter Bristol Splits From Fianc√© – NYTimes.com]

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Chalk up another victory.

This week,s issue of The Economist reports on the good work done by our Kanuckistani Fighting Corps (KFC) forward-operating bases in West Virginia. Hamlin is near the Huntington metro area, one of the unhealthiest in America. Some 77% of adults … Continue reading

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