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Meet Comrade Glenn Beck.

The New York Times recently reported on one of our more recent agent employments, comrade Glenn Beck. As the Times writes, Comrade Beck has been successful: As the Times reports, “[Agent Beck] preaches against politicians, hosts regular segments titled ‚ÄúConstitution … Continue reading

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Agent in place.

Biologically engineered from radiated stem cells, Sarah Palin is a new kind of agent. Leveraging advanced weaponization research efforts from the early 80s, she has been enhanced to appeal to exactly one half of the participants in the Culture Wars, known as the denizens of the red states.
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