Category Archives: Victory
We have recently discovered and terminated a plot by the United States Government to bankrupt the Democratic People’s Republic of Kanuckistan (DPRK). The American enemy’s program was designed to instill dual loyalties in the hearts of recent immigrants to our … Continue reading
As columnist Bob Herbert points out , not only have we been successful in picking off the population equivalent of Prince Edward Island, the smallest of the Kanuckistani Soviet Socialist Republics, since the Two Towers of the Great Satan were felled (OK, we can’t claim credit for everything!) , but we have been successful in our attempts to instill a climate of fear in which the Yankee people think that more guns is the answer.
In light of his recent conviction and the decision by the judge to not let him out on bail pending sentencing, we will take this opportunity to honour the efforts of a great friend of Kanuckistan, Mr Bernard Madoff. One … Continue reading
You guessed it. Us again. America is falling in upon itself. A gunman shot and killed at least 10 people, including several members of his family, on Tuesday afternoon in what officials said was the worst shooting in Alabama. [From … Continue reading
Yep, it was us. 😉 Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin, the teenage daughter of Gov. Sarah Palin, have broken off their engagement, [From Palin’s Daughter Bristol Splits From Fiancé – NYTimes.com]