Category Archives: Propaganda

Missive from the Dear Leader

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Forget the COC(K).

We have recently discovered and terminated a plot by the United States Government to bankrupt the Democratic People’s Republic of Kanuckistan (DPRK). The American enemy’s program was designed to instill dual loyalties in the hearts of recent immigrants to our … Continue reading

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Accepting the praise. Humbly.

As columnist Bob Herbert points out , not only have we been successful in picking off the population equivalent of Prince Edward Island, the smallest of the  Kanuckistani Soviet Socialist Republics, since the Two Towers of the Great Satan were felled (OK, we can’t claim credit for everything!) , but we have been successful in our attempts to instill a climate of fear in which the Yankee people think that more guns is the answer.

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Comfortably numb in the USA.

While we definitely do punch above our weight up here in the Democratic People’s Republic, we can not always take credit for everything that goes wrong with our mortal enemy. The NY Times features an opinion piece that recites the … Continue reading

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Ode to comrade Madoff.

In light of his recent conviction and the decision by the judge to not let him out on bail pending sentencing, we will take this opportunity to honour the efforts of a great friend of Kanuckistan, Mr Bernard Madoff. One … Continue reading

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American Dream. Demolished.

The Globe and Mail reports on our recent successes in demolishing the American Dream in the eyes of the world.

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Worry not.

Amid all of the hubbub surrounding that idiot Greg Gutfeld and his colleagues at Fox News, one could be concerned. While one could retort that invading countries has never been a priority of Kanuckistan, like it is for the US, … Continue reading

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