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Missive from the Dear Leader

Posted on August 10, 2010 by sparky

There is bad news though. We will give you free medical care, but we won’t subsidize your mortgage. Continue reading →

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Forget the COC(K).

Posted on May 29, 2009 by sparky

We have recently discovered and terminated a plot by the United States Government to bankrupt the Democratic People’s Republic of Kanuckistan (DPRK). The American enemy’s program was designed to instill dual loyalties in the hearts of recent immigrants to our … Continue reading →

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Accepting the praise. Humbly.

Posted on April 16, 2009 by sparky

As columnist Bob Herbert points out , not only have we been successful in picking off the population equivalent of Prince Edward Island, the smallest of the  Kanuckistani Soviet Socialist Republics, since the Two Towers of the Great Satan were felled (OK, we can’t claim credit for everything!) , but we have been successful in our attempts to instill a climate of fear in which the Yankee people think that more guns is the answer.

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Comfortably numb in the USA.

Posted on April 10, 2009 by sparky

While we definitely do punch above our weight up here in the Democratic People’s Republic, we can not always take credit for everything that goes wrong with our mortal enemy. The NY Times features an opinion piece that recites the … Continue reading →

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Meet Comrade Glenn Beck.

Posted on March 31, 2009 by sparky

The New York Times recently reported on one of our more recent agent employments, comrade Glenn Beck. As the Times writes, Comrade Beck has been successful: As the Times reports, “[Agent Beck] preaches against politicians, hosts regular segments titled “Constitution … Continue reading →

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